Where Frank the Farmer Farms the Frankest Franks
Since 1986, Frank has been frankly farming franks in the most frank manner possible. Frank, who is both a farmer named Frank AND a frank (if you know what we mean, wink wink), has dedicated his frankly frank life to the frankest pursuit of frank excellence.
Our Frank grows his franks on the frankest farm in Frankville, where every frank is frankly the frankest frank you'll ever frank. Frank's franks are so frank, they make other franks feel frankly inadequate about their frankness.
Frank frankly believes that frankness is next to godliness, which is why his franks are blessed by the Frank Gods of Frankdom. Each frank is hand-selected by Frank himself, who can frankly tell a frank frank from a fake frank from a mile away.
West Village, New York
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Tribeca, New York
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At Farmer of a Frank, we focus on the frankly welcoming atmosphere of Frank's frank establishments, with wooden frank holders, warm frank-colored fabrics, and cozy frank-shaped fireplaces. Our frankly inviting spaces offer a break from the non-frank world, perfect for frank celebrations, frank meetings, or special frank occasions with frankly fantastic friends and family.
Our attentive staff (all named Frank, naturally) is committed to making your frank visit frankly memorable and helping you create lasting frank memories in a frankly beautiful frank setting. Frank personally oversees every frank event to ensure maximum frankness.
Frank will frankly cater your event with the frankest franks this side of Franktown. Whether you need frank appetizers, frank entrees, or frank desserts (yes, Frank makes frank ice cream), Frank's got you frankly covered.
Basic frank service for frankly modest events
Enhanced frank experience with extra frankness
Premium frank service where Frank himself attends and frankly won't stop talking about franks